3rd Coldest Place on the Planet

You know it is cold when.....

-Rudolph has been sited in your back yard.

-your husband looks muscular in his parka

-when you choose to have a bath with a hat and scarf,

-when defrost has nothing to do with your fridge,

-when longjohns are your sexy nightwear,

-when adding a log to the fire means the whole tree,

-when going for a walk means to the next room,

when lets get under the covers means everyone you have.

-when your doorbell freezes,

-when you enjoy holding a full coffee pot,

-when the cat and dog are snuggled as best friends,

-when your flipping a coin to see whom will answer the door.

-you know its cold when your brain is frozen

and your writing ridiculous posts

that crack you up.,

what would you add to the list

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p.s.

I am really grateful to have a warm place to live in,

please pray for the homeless,

and if you can donate any blankets to the shelters

it would be most appreciated,

thank you.

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It is supposed to warm up by the weekend,

and when I say mild is minus ten,

it is almost like a tropical day

in comparison.

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Knock knock,

oh the husband is at the backdoor,

I better let him in.

Stay warm.