Flight attendant, this lady is scaring me and she says she is my Mom!

So I have to tell you about my plane ride to the wedding.

My  Mom was already on the plane,

and my sister and I had the two seats beside her.

Mom says Theres my two little girls,

I am wondering whom she is talking too.

Kiss, Kiss, she wants the window seat, so I sit in the middle, my sister in the aisle seat.

This is what I hear....Do you know there are life jackets under the seats, I looked but can't find them.

She then says, you know if your in a boat they give you a life jacket to wear,

so don't you think we should be wearing them now.

I look over at my sister, oh she had a smirk on her face.

I should have asked her to change seats.

So I look back and she has still been talking and she is telling me about

using the seat as a flotation device if we end up in water.

I say Mom the plane is about to take off,

I don't think I need to know any of this,

and this is not a very relaxing conversation.

So she has the sillies and just keeps talking about where the air masks come out

and why she can't see them., etc.

I say Mom, I an calling the flight attendant,

and going to tell her that this lady is bothering me,

and scaring me. Oh no you can't do that she says.

I say well not one more word about the plane ride.

Me thinking to self.....where is ativan when I need one.

My sister leans towards me and says how are you doing,

Are you kidding me how am I doing?

I said to her, Mom is talking about wearing life jackets in the water.

My sister leans towards Mom and says Mom everything will be okay.

What? Are they kidding me. Reaffirm to me that I am going to be okay!

I said to my Mom, if you keep this up I might be sitting on the side of the road

sucking my thumb when we get there.

Oh how the two of them loved that!

Mom says oh your so dramatic, 

And that is when the plane took off,

she was good after that, just kept asking when are  they  coming around

with the cart,

she had a craving for nuts and bolts.

I will give her my package. I thought to myself

next time I will be about six seats back,

or at the very least make my sister sit beside her.

Mom leans in towards me and says,

I am so glad my girls are here with me,

I hear myself say, I am glad too Mom.

I reached out and held her hand and we both looked out the window

and looked at the mountains and then flew into the clouds,

and soon we landed safe and sound.

and all was well again.

take care and I hope you have a great Monday,

until next time,

Cinner

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The above story is 100% true!