I should have stayed in bed!

 

I need to remind you guys that I have a somewhat sarcastic

sense of humor at times,

so keeping that in mind

this is what happened in my day.

I have to build up to today.

..........

Yesterday I went off to pay a visit to my dentist,

It was a new dentist as my other had left to go somewhere else.

No problem, I get in there, they get me all comfortable

in my chair, the young lady seemed a little nervous,

I thought I should be the one that should be nervous.

I have had two sties in my eye only twice in my entire life,

But yesterday it was a doozer, swollen puppy eye

which I can hardly see through.

I was hoping he would not notice,

As if.

He comes in says before I even see him

Miss Cindy what can I do for you,

and he looks up as he sat down.

He made a gallant effort to pretend he had not noticed.

I explained I had a very small chip in my front tooth.

I was laying there thinking he probably thinks I should go to the eye doctor instead.

So ever so slowly he leans in to inspect my chip,

I am sure he had his head held back so as not to come to close.

I thought to myself what a ridiculous morning,

so this strikes me funny and I had about

five cataplexy spells one after another,

which because I was laying down,

I did not fall, but my head kept falling forward as he was trying to fix the chip.

Do you know how hard it is to laugh when something strikes you funny.

He kept telling me to keep my mouth open,

and I was thinking oh sure easy for you to say.

So a day later the tooth is fine,

and the lovely eye continued to swell even more.

......

This am my husband just before work,

kisses me good bye,

and says You look lovely,

I think it is getting better.

So a smile proceeds on my face.

I told him I would see him later before his ball game tonight.

...........

When I did get up I thought

Lord love a duck.

That hubby of mine needs new glasses,

I mean come on I almost ran from the room,

I said almost....

so I thought well I am a vision of lovliness,

I will go do some stuff in the yard.

I put on my worst short and worst tank top,

as there was work to be done,

Of course a hat,

as my age spots are starting to play connect the dots,

I f   I am out there enough they might run all together

and get a tan.

Of course I wear my spf,

afterall it is one size fits all,

okay I am in.

,,,,,,,,,

Within a half an hour,

I no longer look any better,

in fact I am a bright beautiful

shade of tomato red,

Sure am looking sexy today.

..........

so after that I was housebound,,,,

Finally my hubby gets home from work,

says hi beautiful.

Hi honey, and I went to kiss him,

he leaned away from me

and says wow that has gotten huge.

Lovely! He was off to his ballgame

so he had about ten minutes at home

before he had to leave.

Off he goes, looking fine,

out the front door,

gets to the truck,

he is shaking his head,

turns around, comes to the door,

and says I locked my keys in the truck,

I said your kidding, not only did he lock one set in,

but the second as well,

and the clock is ticking,

the one window was open just a crack,

so after about 20 minutes he gets in,

now in a rush to go to ball.

So off he goes in a rush,

A half hour later he calls and says,

Honey guess where I am,

I said Hopefully your playing ball,

He says no,

I am 24 hours too early...

And we both started laughing,

I was sitting on the couch,

the more I laughed the less I could talk to him.

So between the two of us our day

was a little off.

..........

He said tonight

Why are you so red,

I said thats what happens when your outside on a hot day.

Well why were you out so long.

What I was hardly out at all.

Maybe the sun will get rid of the thing on your eye.

I thought to myself,

and would you like tomato lady to peel more 

after sitting in the sun.

...............

Note to self,

Why would a man that locked both sets of truck keys in his vehicle,

and go to a game on the wrong night.

give me any suggestions about sitting in the sun, etc.

............

Don't guestion it.

I am off to bed and if I wake up

in the morning,

I might need a trip 

to the doctor for antibiotics!

.............

P.s. He does not know if I look any better,

he has been watching hockey ever since

he has come home.

..................

If I told you today was a perfect day,

I don't think you would believe me.

but I do choose to see the good in the day.

No one dropped in for a visit,

my husband did not hurt himself playing ball,

The weather was wonderful.,

And Red Is Not My Color!